starllex:

*cop pulls me over* 

"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" 

"Nice. Nice. So are you a virgin?" 

psst emma’s a bully pass it on

i hear she puts laxatives in her brownies 

spideri:

literally all white people on tumblr

do you think you could promote my blog? i'm just starting out. i'm here to help anyone who needs help, give advice, talk to people, and spread happiness!! thank you so much, i hope you have a lovely day!!

yes of course 

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

McDonald's nuggets are gross but this isn't Emma so other ppl think they're gross 2
Anonymous

you are dead to me emma never EVER again will i be subjected to your emotional abuse of saying mcnuggets are gross

dulect:

"we’re gonna have mcdonalds for dinner"

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this post is so relevant now bc

voidprinxe:

stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u

dulect:

"we’re gonna have mcdonalds for dinner"

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amanda u are the prettiest flower omg (。♥‿♥。)

emma you are the prettiest flower sh i can not take credit for what you are (thank u ily)

Have you been thinking about changing your URL?
Anonymous

no i am v sorry to inform im probably not gonna change my url unless i change my mind randomly